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Ben: The only way you’re getting to Exegol… is with me.
Rey: Okay.
Ben: What?
Rey: Sure. Since you already know the way… Besides, why bother the trouble to find the second wayfinder in a dangerous mission? You’ve already found one, let’s use that.
Ben: Really?
Rey: Plus, it would be better to have help while facing the Emperor. And since we both want him dead and we make a pretty good team, as we established in the previous film…
Ben: Whoa, whoa! So you’re saying… you are going to Exegol with me?
Rey: Of course! It would be very stupid of me to go alone. Why would I?
Ben: Yeah, that would be dumb. So… Aren’t you going to fight me?
Rey: Why?
Ben: We are in the death star, I guess a lightsaber duel would be very dramatic and visually outstanding.
Rey: Ben, if I wanted you dead, I’d kill you in the throne room while you were unconscious.
Ben: I know, right?!! It’s not like you had to run in the desert and do a dangerous backflip!
Rey: Nah… That’s just extra.
Ben: Good, that’s what I thought.
Rey: Just to let you know, I have two lightsabers now. If you need one–
Ben: But I already have my own.
Rey: Yeah, but if you happen to toss it in the ocean–
Ben: Why would I do that? It’s my only weapon! I need it to protect myself!
Rey: Lol, I don’t know, just saying. Oh, another thing I forgot to mention! Now I can force heal. So if you get injured or die, don’t worry, I got you.
Ben: That’s a relief! I might try it too!
Rey: Sure, it’s totally not dangerous! Nothing happens to you.
Ben: So I’m not risking dying or something?
Rey: Absolutely not. Since I did it without any harm, why would it harm you? Don’t worry, you’ll be fine. You are a fan favorite.
Ben: I know, JJ and Chris Terrio wouldn’t dare kill me off.
Rey: It would make no sense at all. But even if they do, I healed a murderous snake once, I can do it again.
Ben: Hey–
Rey: Just kidding, love you, hope you come back to the light side! ♡♡♡ And even if you don’t, that vision of us in the Sith throne was dope!
Ben: Oh you saw that too? So it wasn’t just my dream. Were you sitting in my lap in your vision too?
Rey: Yeah and I kept touching your tight.
Ben: Good, let’s kill that old man and sit on his throne.
Rey: But can we be on the light side while seated?
Ben: Rey, it’s literally the SITH throne! What part of the word “sith” do you not get?
Rey: But you said you wanted to let old things die, remember? Can we just be grey jedi instead?
Ben: K, whatever, if we still get to touch fingertips I don’t mind.
Rey: I should probably call Leia and tell her I’m with you. You know, just in case she wants to speak to you, she doesn’t have to reach out using the Force.
Ben: That would kill her.
Rey: Yeah, she can just call me on this high-tech comlink we use in this galaxy.
Ben: Plus the connection would be of better quality.

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